we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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