Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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