Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
i've created a new STD.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
