She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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