I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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