dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
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After last night, I could never be a politician.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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