is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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