You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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