I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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