Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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