It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
and i looked up. we had an audience...
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Are my feet made of real feet?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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