David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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