'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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