i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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