i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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