Having a random hookup so left but love u
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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