summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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