My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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