On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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