so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
