I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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