Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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