It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
