Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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