But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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