just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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