these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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