Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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