Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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