yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
im six kinds of drunk right now
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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