I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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