it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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