Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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