BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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