ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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