I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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