69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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