It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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