You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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