I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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