Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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