Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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