how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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