Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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