Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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