And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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