You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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