Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
honey bunches of taint.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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