can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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