I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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