i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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