I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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