ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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