Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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