Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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